I have a request for the so-called men out there who do this – I’m aware that these are the men least likely to read this article... they’re also the least likely to be able to read... but guys, pleasssse, stop wearing your baseball hat like a tuque... because, well, it’s not a tuque; it’s a hat. … [Read more...]

Why are hotel beds like a shallow canoe? I’m yet to sleep in a pay-for-the-night bed without it being more like a hammock than a mattress.  Why is that?  Do hotels get to order from a special category of beds in the shape of a banana: “Hi, I’d like to order from the squishy fruit addition?” Even a … [Read more...]

I was recently staying in a hotel and was using the shower; don’t worry I’ll keep this clean... get it? Clean? That`s a pun with hints of being dirty; again, a pun. Does it get better than this? Hopefully... that’s sarcasm... or is it? (All this banter; I really need to lay off the Gilmour Girls).  … [Read more...]

I was recently at Walmart - please don't judge me; it was an emergency - and i overheard a woman asking a worker: "Is this the healthiest dog food? I only want the best for my smooshy." It made me feel good to hear someone care so much about their dog, but a little while later i saw her waddle her … [Read more...]